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NEWSREADER: Solar flare
activity has increased across space lanes 556
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and all commercial flights
are advised...
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(THROBBING HUM)
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(WHOOSHING)
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So, it's 200,000, it's a spaceship...
No, wait a minute, space station.
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And, er...
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Go try that gate over there!
Off you go.
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-200,000? Right.
-200,000.
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Adam! Out you come.
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- Oh, my God.
- ROSE: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
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- Where are we?
- ROSE: Good question.
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Let's see. So, um...
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Judging by the architecture,
I'd say we're around the year 200,000.
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- Uh-huh, yeah.
- ROSE: And if you listen...
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Engines.
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We're on some sort
of space station.
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Yeah, definitely
a space station.
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It's a bit warm in here,
they could turn the heating down.
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Tell you what,
let's try that gate. Come on.
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Here we go.
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And this is...
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ROSE: I'll let the Doctor
describe it.
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The Fourth Great and Bountiful
Human Empire. And there it is.
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Planet Earth, at its height.
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Covered with mega-cities, five
moons, population 96 billion,
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the hub of a galactic domain
stretching across a million planets,
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a million species,
with mankind right in the middle.
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He's your boyfriend.
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Not anymore.
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(DOCTOR WHO THEME)
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DOCTOR: Come on, Adam,
open your mind. You're gonna like this
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fantastic period of history,
the human race at its most intelligent.
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Culture! Art! Politics!
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This era has got fine food,
good manners, the works...
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Out the way!
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MAN 1: Let's get to it.
Thank you very much, indeed.
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Somebody there? That's right. What do
you want, love? Keep it moving.
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- I'll be with you lot in a minute. Here you are.
- MAN 2: One at a time!
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Now what was it? Kronkburger with
cheese, kronkburger with pajatos.
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Oi! You, mate! Stop pushing.
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Get back! I said back!
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- Fine cuisine?
- My watch must be wrong.
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No, it's fine. That's weird.
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That's what comes of showing off. Your
history's not as good as you thought it was.
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- My history is perfect.
- Well, obviously not.
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They're all human. What
about the millions of planets,
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millions of species,
where are they?
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Good question.
Actually, that is a good question.
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Adam, me old mate,
you must be starving!
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No, I'm just a bit timesick.
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You just need grub.
Oi, mate! How much is a kronkburger?
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Two credits twenty,
sweetheart. Now, join the queue!
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Money! We need money.
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Let's use a cash point.
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(WHIRRING)
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There you go, pocket money.
Don't spend it all on sweets.
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Well, how does it work?
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Go and find out,
stop nagging me!
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The thing is, Adam,
time travel's like visiting Paris.
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You can't just read
the guidebook, you gotta throw yourself in.
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Eat the food,
use the wrong verbs,
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get charged double
and end up kissing complete strangers.
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Or is that just me?
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Stop asking questions,
go and do it!
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Off you go, then.
Your first date.
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You're gonna get a smack,
you are!
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Um, this is gonna sound daft,
but can you tell me where I am?
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Floor 139.
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- Could they write it any bigger?
- Floor 139 of what?
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Must have been a hell
of a party.
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- Are you on Satellite Five?
- What's Satellite Five?
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Come on, how could you
get on board without knowing where you are?
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Look at me, I'm stupid.
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Hold on, wait a minute.
Are you a test?
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- Some sort of management test kind of thing?
- You've got me.
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Well done.
You're too clever for me.
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We were warned about this
in basic training.
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All workers have to be versed
in company promotion.
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Right, fire away,
ask your questions.
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If it gets me to Floor
500, I'll do anything.
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Why? What happens
on Floor 500?
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The walls are made of gold.
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And you should know,
Mr Management.
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So, this is what we do.
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Latest news.
Sandstorms on the New Venus Archipelago,
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200 dead.
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Glasgow water riots
into their third day.
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Space lane 77 closed
by sunspot activity.
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And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of
Boe has just announced he's pregnant.
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I get it.
You broadcast the news.
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We are the news.
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We're the journalists.
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We write it, package
it and sell it.
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600 channels, all coming out
of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere.
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Something
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is wrong.
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Something fictional.
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Those people.
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Nothing happens in the whole Human
Empire without it going through us.
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Security check.
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Go deep.
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VOICE OVER INTERCOM:
All staff are reminded that the canteen area
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now operates a
self-cleaning table system. Thank you.
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Try this, it's called Zaffic.
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It's nice, like, um,
a Slush Puppy.
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What flavour?
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It's sort of beef.
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Oh, my God!
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(LAUGHING)
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It's like everything's gone.
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Home, family...
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Everything.
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This helps.
The Doctor gave it a bit of a top-up.
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Who's back home,
your mum and dad?
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Yeah.
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Phone them up.
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But that's 198,000 years ago.
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Honestly, try it.
Go on.
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- Is there a code for planet Earth?
- Just dial!
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(BEEPING)
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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
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WOMAN: I'm sorry we're not in.
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- It's her.
- Please leave a message. Thanks, bye!
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(BEEPS)
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Hi!
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It... It's me.
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I've sort of gone traveling.
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I met these people,
and we're traveling together.
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But, um, I'm fine.
And I'll call you later.
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Love you. Bye.
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(LAUGHS)
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(KLAXON SOUNDS)
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Oi, Mutt and Jeff! Over here!
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COMPUTER:
Security check cleared.
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No, something's wrong.
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I can taste it.
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A tiny little shift
in the information.
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Someone down there
shouldn't be here.
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Double check. Triple check.
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Follow them.
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Now, everybody behave.
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We have a management
inspection.
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How do want it? By the book?
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Right from scratch, thanks.
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Okay. So, ladies, gentlemen,
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multisex, undecided or robot,
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my name
is Cathica Santini Khadeni.
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That's Cathica with a C,
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in case you wanna write
to Floor 500, praising me, and please do.
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Now, please feel free
to ask any questions.
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The process of news gathering
must be open,
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honest and beyond bias.
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That's company policy.
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Actually, um, it's the law.
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Yes, thank you, Suki.
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Okay, keep it calm.
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Don't show off for the guests.
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Here we go.
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And...
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Engage safety.
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(HUMMING)
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And three...
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Two... And spike!
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Compressed information
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streaming into her.
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Reports from every city,
every country, every planet,
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and they all get packaged
inside her head.
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She becomes part
of the software.
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Her brain is the computer!
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If it all goes through her,
she must be a genius.
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Nah, she wouldn't remember
any of it.
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There's too much.
Her head would blow up.
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The brain's the processor.
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Soon as it closes,
she forgets.
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What about all these people
round the edge?
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They've all got tiny little
chips in their head
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connecting them to her,
and they transmit 600 channels.
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Every single fact
in the Empire beams out of this place.
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Now, that's what I call power.
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COMPUTER: Analysis confirmed.
Security breach.
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I knew it. Which one?
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It's someone inside
that room. Which one?
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Isolating breach.
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Come on. Show me. Who is it?
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ROSE: You all right?
ADAM: I can see her brain.
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- Do you wanna get out?
- No, but this...
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This technology, it's...
It's amazing.
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This technology's wrong.
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Trouble?
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Oh, yeah.
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(ZAPPING)
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That's it! Ho, ho, ho, yes!
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She's the liar.
Intercept and scan.
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Gotcha!
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(GASPS)
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Come off it, Suki,
I wasn't even halfway. What was that for?
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Sorry.
It must've been a glitch.
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Her information's
been tampered with.
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There's a second biography
hidden underneath.
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- (CREATURE GROWLING)
- Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.
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Yeah, her data was encrypted but there's no
way we could have found her sooner.
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- (GROWLING)
- Yeah, sorry, I... Yeah, sorry, sir.
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- (GROWLING)
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Get her up here! Now!
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WOMAN: Promotion.
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CATHICA: Come on,
this is it, come on!
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Oh, my God, make it me!
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Come on, say my name,
say my name, say my name!
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Promotion for...
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Suki Macrae Cantrell.
Please proceed to Floor 500.
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I don't believe it! Floor 500!
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How the hell
did you manage that? I'm above you!
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I don't know,
I just applied on the off chance.
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And they've said yes!
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So not fair. I've been applying
to Floor 500 for three years.
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What's Floor 500?
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The walls are made of gold.
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SUKI: Cathica,
I'm gonna miss you.
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- Floor 500. Thank you.
- I didn't do anything.
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You're my lucky charm.
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All right, I'll hug anyone.
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(SUKI LAUGHING)
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Come on, it's not that bad.
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What, with the...
The head thing?
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Yeah, well,
she's closed it now.
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Yeah, but...
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It's everything.
It freaks me out.
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- And I just need to...
- (BEEPING)
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Ah, if I could just...
(SIGHS)
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Cool down,
sort of acclimatise.
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How do you mean?
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Maybe I could just
go and sit on the observation deck.
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Will that be all right?
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Soak it in, you know.
Pretend I'm a citizen of the year 200,000.
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Do you want me
to come with you?
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No, no, you stick
with the Doctor.
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You'd rather be with him.
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It's gonna take a better man
than me to get between you two.
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Anyway...
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I'll be on the deck.
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Here you go,
take the Tardis key.
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You know, just in case
it gets a bit too much.
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Yeah, like it's not weird
in there.
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(BEEPING)
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Oh, my God.
I've got to go, I can't keep them waiting.
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I'm sorry.
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Say goodbye to Steve for me.
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Bye!
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Good riddance.
250
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,274
You're talking like you'll never see her again.
She's only going upstairs.
251
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:51,395
We won't. Once you go to Floor 500,
you never come back.
252
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:05,125
- Have you ever been up there?
- Can't.
253
00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:07,961
You need a key for the lift
and you only get a key with promotion.
254
00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:11,332
No one gets to 500,
except for the chosen few.
255
00:14:22,311 --> 00:14:24,811
(PANTING)
256
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,000
(BEEPING)
257
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,500
(GASPS)
258
00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:51,712
(GRUNTING)
259
00:15:48,772 --> 00:15:50,188
(SUKI SCREAMS)
260
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,690
(GASPS)
261
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:00,051
Who are you?
262
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,552
I'm the Editor.
263
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,056
What's happening?
264
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,392
There are bodies out there.
What's going on?
265
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:13,814
While we're asking questions,
would you please confirm your name?
266
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,315
My name is
Suki Macrae Cantrell.
267
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,528
I was born 199'89,
268
00:17:19,695 --> 00:17:21,739
in the Independent Republic
of Morocco.
269
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,115
Liar!
270
00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:26,326
Hobbies include reading
and archaeology.
271
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:28,871
I'm not an expert or anything,
I just like digging.
272
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:30,163
Liar!
273
00:17:30,164 --> 00:17:32,833
I want to work for
Satellite Five because
274
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,334
my sister can't
afford university.
275
00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,505
And the pay-scheme
is really good...
276
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:40,006
Liar!
277
00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:43,301
Let's look at the facts,
shall we?
278
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:44,427
Ah.
279
00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,556
Hidden behind a genetic graft,
but that's still you.
280
00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:52,067
Eva Saint Julienne,
last surviving member of the Freedom Fifteen.
281
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:55,522
Hmm, self-declared anarchist.
Is that right?
282
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:58,023
Who controls Satellite Five?
283
00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:05,615
(LAUGHING)
284
00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:08,116
There's the truth.
285
00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:13,874
The Freedom Foundation has been
monitoring Satellite Five's transmissions.
286
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,044
We have absolute proof
that the facts are being manipulated.
287
00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:19,297
You are lying to the people.
288
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,382
Ooh, I love it.
Say it again.
289
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,883
This whole system is corrupt.
290
00:18:24,928 --> 00:18:27,262
Who do you represent?
291
00:18:27,263 --> 00:18:29,390
I'm merely a humble slave.
292
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,891
I answer
to the Editor In Chief.
293
00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:36,480
- Who is he, where is he?
- He's overseeing everything.
294
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,732
Literally everything.
295
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:42,854
If you don't mind, I'm gonna
have to refer this upwards.
296
00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,154
(CREATURE GROWLING)
297
00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:50,785
- What is that?
- Your boss.
298
00:18:51,078 --> 00:18:53,122
This has always
been your boss.
299
00:18:53,123 --> 00:18:55,623
Since the day you were born.
300
00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,752
(FIRING GUN)
301
00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:01,253
(SCREAMING)
302
00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:19,271
Give me access.
303
00:19:23,444 --> 00:19:25,944
Give me...
304
00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:31,409
I can learn anything.
305
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,834
Let's try, uh, computers.
306
00:19:39,752 --> 00:19:42,003
From the 21st century
to the present day,
307
00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:45,007
give me the history
of the microprocessor.
308
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,513
Oh, my God.
309
00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:54,599
Look, they only give us 20 minutes
maintenance. Can't you give it a rest?
310
00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:58,938
But you've never been to another
floor? Not even one floor down?
311
00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:00,689
I went to floor 16
when I first arrived.
312
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,317
That's medical, that's when
I got my head done. And then I...
313
00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:04,527
I came straight here.
314
00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:10,031
Satellite Five, you work, eat, and sleep on
the same floor, and that's it, that's all.
315
00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:11,741
You're not management,
are you?
316
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:14,242
At last! She's clever.
317
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,414
Yeah, well, whatever it is,
don't involve me. I don't know anything.
318
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,416
- Don't you even ask?
- Why would I?
319
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,917
You're a journalist!
320
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,337
Why's all the crew human?
321
00:20:24,338 --> 00:20:25,839
What's that got
to do with anything?
322
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,092
There's no aliens on board.
Why?
323
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,969
I don't know.
No real reason.
324
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:33,819
- They're not banned or anything.
- Then where are they?
325
00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:37,559
I suppose Immigration's tightened up.
It's had to, what with all the threats.
326
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,811
What threats?
327
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,712
I don't know, all of them,
usual stuff.
328
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,777
And the price of space warp
doubled, so that kept the visitors away.
329
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,863
Oh, and the government
on Chavic Five collapsed,
330
00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,423
so that lot stopped coming, you see?
331
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:53,741
Just lots of little reasons,
that's all.
332
00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:57,538
Adding up to one, great big fact.
And you didn't even notice.
333
00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:59,914
Doctor, I think, if there
was any sort of conspiracy,
334
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:01,959
Satellite Five
would have seen it.
335
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,211
- We see everything.
- I can see better.
336
00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,963
This society's the wrong shape,
even the technology.
337
00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:08,548
- It's cutting edge!
- It's backwards.
338
00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:10,134
There's a great big door
in your head.
339
00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:12,886
- You should've chucked this out years ago!
- So what you think's going on?
340
00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:15,138
It's not just this space station,
it's the whole attitude.
341
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,765
It's the way people think.
342
00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:20,352
The Great and Bountiful Human Empire is
stunted. Something's holding it back.
343
00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:21,936
And how would you know?
344
00:21:21,938 --> 00:21:23,355
Trust me.
345
00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:25,816
Humanity's been
set back about 90 years.
346
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,807
When did Satellite Five
start broadcasting?
347
00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:31,903
91 years ago.
348
00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:38,746
Mum, Dad, keep this message,
okay?
349
00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:41,413
Whatever you do,
don't erase it.
350
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,208
Save it, you got that?
351
00:21:49,382 --> 00:21:52,800
The microprocessor became
redundant in the year 2019,
352
00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:55,011
replaced by a system called,
353
00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:58,223
SMT, that's Single Molecule
Transcription.
354
00:21:59,142 --> 00:22:01,434
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
355
00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:05,105
Come back, come...
Why are you doing that?
356
00:22:07,483 --> 00:22:10,203
What's Floor 16?
What's down there?
357
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,638
Sorry, um...
358
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,829
Floor 16, that's, um...
What do you cover?
359
00:22:42,352 --> 00:22:44,519
Medical non-emergency.
360
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,480
Right, yeah, wrong floor.
I'm having technical difficulties.
361
00:22:47,481 --> 00:22:50,150
My screen keeps freezing,
locking me out.
362
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:54,760
No, that's medical. There must be
something wrong with your chip.
363
00:22:55,281 --> 00:22:57,781
Yes!
Yeah, of course, yeah!
364
00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:01,119
I haven't got one.
365
00:23:01,121 --> 00:23:03,580
No wonder you can't
get a screen to work.
366
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,040
What are you, a...
367
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:08,419
Student?
368
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,920
Yes. Yeah, I'm, um...
369
00:23:11,298 --> 00:23:13,798
I'm on a research project...
370
00:23:13,842 --> 00:23:16,342
From the University of Mars.
371
00:23:17,804 --> 00:23:19,680
The Martian boondocks,
typical.
372
00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:21,347
Yep!
(LAUGHS)
373
00:23:21,348 --> 00:23:23,808
Well, you still need chipping.
374
00:23:23,809 --> 00:23:26,309
So, does that mean, like...
375
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,564
Brain surgery?
376
00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:30,648
That's an old-fashioned
phrase.
377
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,026
But it's the same thing, yes.
378
00:23:32,027 --> 00:23:34,527
Oh!
Okay, never mind.
379
00:23:35,363 --> 00:23:37,863
But if I get a chip,
380
00:23:38,365 --> 00:23:40,701
that means I could use
any computer?
381
00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:43,201
Absolutely.
382
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,122
You'll have to pay for it.
383
00:23:46,165 --> 00:23:47,625
They've stopped subsidising.
384
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,711
Oh, right, sorry.
Wasting your time.
385
00:23:51,046 --> 00:23:53,546
Thanks.
386
00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:57,674
Hold on.
387
00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,846
Can I use this?
388
00:24:00,846 --> 00:24:03,182
That'll do nicely.
389
00:24:03,182 --> 00:24:05,913
It all comes down
to two basic types.
390
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:08,811
Type one, the head chip,
391
00:24:08,938 --> 00:24:12,548
inserted into the back
of the skull, 100 credits.
392
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,152
There's the chip.
393
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:17,945
Tiny, invisible, no scarring.
394
00:24:18,698 --> 00:24:21,407
Type two is the full
info-spike.
395
00:24:21,534 --> 00:24:24,034
Oh, um, that's the...
396
00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:27,872
- Thing.
- That's the one.
397
00:24:27,915 --> 00:24:30,375
It does cost 10,000.
398
00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:33,507
Oh, well I, um,
I couldn't afford it then.
399
00:24:33,587 --> 00:24:37,965
Not at all.
Turns out you've got unlimited credit.
400
00:24:41,136 --> 00:24:43,430
No, but I...
Well, I couldn't have it done.
401
00:24:43,431 --> 00:24:46,767
I mean, that's gotta hurt,
hasn't it?
402
00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:50,059
Painless.
Contractual guarantee.
403
00:24:51,439 --> 00:24:53,398
No, my, my mate's
waiting upstairs,
404
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,019
I can't have major surgery.
(LAUGHS)
405
00:24:56,568 --> 00:24:58,403
It takes ten minutes.
406
00:24:58,404 --> 00:25:01,954
That sort of money buys
a very fast pico-surgeon.
407
00:25:02,659 --> 00:25:04,910
No, but I...
408
00:25:04,911 --> 00:25:07,411
I couldn't though, no.
409
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,836
Type one, you can interface
with a simple computer.
410
00:25:13,836 --> 00:25:18,089
Type two,
you are the computer.
411
00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:21,343
You can transmit any
piece of information
412
00:25:21,344 --> 00:25:23,095
from the archive
of Satellite Five
413
00:25:23,096 --> 00:25:27,307
which is just about the entire
history of the human race.
414
00:25:29,352 --> 00:25:31,852
Now...
415
00:25:33,147 --> 00:25:35,647
Which one's it going to be?
416
00:25:38,111 --> 00:25:40,611
We're so gonna get in trouble.
417
00:25:43,031 --> 00:25:45,659
You're not allowed to touch
the mainframe, we'll get told off.
418
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,326
Rose, tell her to button it.
419
00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:51,248
You’ll just vandalise the place,
someone's gonna notice.
420
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:54,125
EDITOR: I don't understand.
421
00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:56,086
We did a full security scan,
422
00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:59,936
that man was there when
we found Suki Macrae Cantrell.
423
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:03,037
There were no
indications about him.
424
00:26:03,178 --> 00:26:05,678
And yet here he is.
425
00:26:06,055 --> 00:26:08,694
Clearly acting
outside the parameters.
426
00:26:10,894 --> 00:26:12,853
Fascinating.
427
00:26:12,854 --> 00:26:15,146
(CREATURE GROWLING)
428
00:26:15,147 --> 00:26:17,647
Yes, sir.
429
00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:21,319
Absolutely.
430
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,238
At once.
431
00:26:23,239 --> 00:26:24,323
Check him.
432
00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:27,544
Double check him,
triple check him, quadruple!
433
00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:33,539
This is nothing to do with me,
I'm going back to work.
434
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:36,542
Go on then, see ya!
I can't just leave you, can I?
435
00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:40,631
If you wanna be useful, get them to turn
the heating down, it's boiling.
436
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,715
What's wrong with this place?
Can't they do something about it?
437
00:26:42,717 --> 00:26:45,134
I don't know, we keep asking.
Something to do with the turbines.
438
00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,929
Something to do
with the turbines.
439
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,555
But I don't know.
440
00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:50,598
Exactly. I give up
on you, Cathica.
441
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:53,352
Now, Rose, look at Rose,
Rose is asking the right kind of questions.
442
00:26:53,353 --> 00:26:55,854
- Ah, thank you.
- Why is it so hot?
443
00:26:55,855 --> 00:26:57,439
One moment you're worried
about the Empire,
444
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,525
and the next minute,
it's the central heating.
445
00:26:59,526 --> 00:27:02,193
Oh, never underestimate plumbing.
Plumbing is very important.
446
00:27:02,194 --> 00:27:04,694
(CRACKLES)
447
00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:08,406
COMPUTER:
Security scan complete.
448
00:27:09,117 --> 00:27:11,617
- Well, who is he?
- He is no one.
449
00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:13,247
(LAUGHS)
450
00:27:13,248 --> 00:27:15,748
What does that mean?
451
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,584
He is no one.
452
00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:20,085
What, you mean
he has a fake ID?
453
00:27:20,212 --> 00:27:22,712
He has no identification.
454
00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:27,051
But everyone's registered.
We have a census for the entire Empire!
455
00:27:27,053 --> 00:27:28,595
He is no one.
456
00:27:28,596 --> 00:27:30,430
What, he doesn't exist?
457
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,557
- Not anywhere?
- He is no one.
458
00:27:32,558 --> 00:27:34,934
What about the blonde?
459
00:27:34,935 --> 00:27:37,270
- She is no one.
- Both of them?
460
00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:39,189
(CHUCKLES)
461
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:42,526
Well, we all know what happens
to non-entities.
462
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:45,027
They get promoted.
463
00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,864
Bring them up!
464
00:27:49,241 --> 00:27:53,744
Here we go, Satellite Five.
Pipes and plumbing. Look at the layout.
465
00:27:53,746 --> 00:27:55,830
CATHICA: This is ridiculous.
466
00:27:55,832 --> 00:27:57,915
You've got access to
the computer's core.
467
00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:01,545
You could look at the archive,
the news, the stock exchange...
468
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,746
- And you're looking at pipes?
- But there's something wrong.
469
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:08,384
- I suppose.
- Why, what is it?
470
00:28:08,803 --> 00:28:10,887
The ventilation system.
471
00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:14,223
Cooling ducts, ice filters.
All working flat out.
472
00:28:14,224 --> 00:28:16,518
Channelling massive
amounts of heat down.
473
00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:18,811
- All the way from the top.
- Floor 500.
474
00:28:18,813 --> 00:28:22,023
Something up there
is generating tons and tons of heat.
475
00:28:22,025 --> 00:28:25,527
Well, I don't know about you,
but I feel like I'm missing out on a party.
476
00:28:25,528 --> 00:28:27,278
It's all going on upstairs.
477
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:29,489
- Fancy a trip?
- You can't, you need a key.
478
00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:33,701
Keys are just codes,
and I've got the codes right here. Here we go.
479
00:28:33,702 --> 00:28:37,247
Override 215.9.
480
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,919
CATHICA: How come it's giving
you the code?
481
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,128
Someone up there likes me.
482
00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:46,630
(LAUGHING)
483
00:28:51,386 --> 00:28:53,886
I told you it was painless.
484
00:28:54,473 --> 00:28:56,973
No scarring, you see?
485
00:28:57,727 --> 00:29:00,227
Perfect success.
486
00:29:00,896 --> 00:29:03,230
How do I activate it?
487
00:29:03,231 --> 00:29:05,232
It's a personal choice.
488
00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:06,984
Some people whistle.
489
00:29:06,986 --> 00:29:10,645
I know one man who triggers it
with Oh, Danny Boy.
490
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,117
But you're set
on default for now.
491
00:29:15,118 --> 00:29:17,412
That's a click of the fingers.
492
00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:19,913
So, you mean I just...
493
00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:23,791
Click.
494
00:29:27,173 --> 00:29:29,090
- Come on, come with us.
- No way!
495
00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:31,718
- Bye!
- Well, don't mention my name.
496
00:29:32,386 --> 00:29:35,817
When you get in trouble,
just don't involve me.
497
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,101
That's her gone, Adam's given up,
looks like it's just you and me.
498
00:29:39,102 --> 00:29:41,228
- Yeah.
- Good.
499
00:29:41,229 --> 00:29:43,729
Yep.
500
00:29:44,106 --> 00:29:46,606
(BEEPING)
501
00:29:57,787 --> 00:30:00,287
Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick!
502
00:30:00,539 --> 00:30:03,039
(RETCHING)
503
00:30:09,464 --> 00:30:11,215
Special offer.
504
00:30:11,217 --> 00:30:14,135
We installed the vomit-o-matic
at the same time.
505
00:30:14,136 --> 00:30:16,805
Nano-termites have been placed
in the lining of your throat.
506
00:30:16,806 --> 00:30:19,306
In the event of sickness,
507
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:22,851
they freeze the waste.
508
00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:37,574
The walls are not made
of gold.
509
00:30:38,076 --> 00:30:40,494
You should go back downstairs.
510
00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:42,996
Tough.
511
00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:02,641
I started without you.
512
00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,603
This is fascinating.
(LAUGHS)
513
00:31:04,604 --> 00:31:07,521
Satellite Five contains
every piece of information
514
00:31:07,522 --> 00:31:10,483
within the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
515
00:31:10,484 --> 00:31:15,125
Birth certificates, shopping habits,
bank statements, but you two...
516
00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:17,406
You don't exist.
517
00:31:17,407 --> 00:31:19,576
(CHUCKLES)
There's not a trace.
518
00:31:19,576 --> 00:31:22,913
No birth, no job,
not the slightest kiss.
519
00:31:23,205 --> 00:31:27,041
How can you walk through
the world and not leave a single footprint?
520
00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:29,542
Suki! Suki!
521
00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:31,296
Hello?
522
00:31:31,297 --> 00:31:33,381
Can you hear me? Suki?
523
00:31:33,382 --> 00:31:36,922
- What have you done to her?
- I think she's dead.
524
00:31:38,762 --> 00:31:40,555
But she's working.
525
00:31:40,556 --> 00:31:43,307
They've all got chips in their head,
and the chips keep going.
526
00:31:43,308 --> 00:31:45,808
- Like puppets.
- Oh!
527
00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:47,729
You are full of information.
528
00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:50,022
But it's only fair we get
some information back.
529
00:31:50,023 --> 00:31:53,026
Because, apparently
you're no one. (CHUCKLES)
530
00:31:53,027 --> 00:31:55,636
It's so rare
not to know something.
531
00:31:56,197 --> 00:31:57,697
Who are you?
532
00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,241
It doesn't matter,
'cause we're off. Nice to meet you.
533
00:32:00,242 --> 00:32:02,742
Come on!
534
00:32:03,996 --> 00:32:05,372
Tell me who you are.
535
00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:09,209
Since that information is keeping us alive,
I'm hardly gonna say, am I?
536
00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,211
Well, perhaps my
Editor-In-Chief can convince you otherwise.
537
00:32:12,212 --> 00:32:14,712
And who's that?
538
00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:17,259
It may interest you to know
539
00:32:17,259 --> 00:32:20,386
that this is not the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
540
00:32:20,387 --> 00:32:23,347
In fact, it's not actually
human at all.
541
00:32:23,849 --> 00:32:26,143
It's merely a place
where humans happen to live.
542
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,227
(CREATURE GROWLING)
543
00:32:27,228 --> 00:32:29,895
Yep. Yep.
544
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,900
Sorry!
545
00:32:33,901 --> 00:32:36,236
It's a place where humans
are allowed to live
546
00:32:36,237 --> 00:32:38,279
by kind permission
of my client.
547
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,906
- (SNAPPING)
- (GROWLING)
548
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,667
What is that?
549
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,962
You mean that thing's in
charge of Satellite Five?
550
00:32:54,963 --> 00:32:59,324
"That thing", as you put it,
is in charge of the human race.
551
00:32:59,926 --> 00:33:03,387
For almost 100 years,
mankind has been shaped and guided.
552
00:33:03,388 --> 00:33:06,766
His knowledge and ambition,
strictly controlled by its broadcast news.
553
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,603
Edited by my superior,
your master,
554
00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:13,105
and humanity's guiding light,
555
00:33:13,106 --> 00:33:17,096
the Mighty Jagrafess of the
Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.
556
00:33:17,694 --> 00:33:20,194
I call him Max.
557
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,384
(BEEPING)
558
00:33:57,151 --> 00:34:01,654
Create a climate of fear,
and it's easy to keep the borders closed.
559
00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:04,155
It's just a matter
of emphasis.
560
00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,826
The right word
in the right broadcast,
561
00:34:06,826 --> 00:34:09,496
repeated often enough,
can destabilize an economy.
562
00:34:09,496 --> 00:34:11,996
Invent an enemy.
Change a vote.
563
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:15,222
So all the people on
Earth are like slaves?
564
00:34:15,503 --> 00:34:18,170
Well, now,
there's an interesting point.
565
00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:22,092
Is a slave a slave if
he doesn't know he's enslaved?
566
00:34:22,175 --> 00:34:23,342
Yes.
567
00:34:23,344 --> 00:34:26,054
Oh, I was hoping
for a philosophical debate.
568
00:34:26,054 --> 00:34:27,806
Is that all I'm gonna get?
"Yes"?
569
00:34:27,806 --> 00:34:29,349
- Yes.
- (EDITOR LAUGHS)
570
00:34:29,349 --> 00:34:31,016
You're no fun.
571
00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:33,686
Let me out of these manacles.
You'll find out how much fun I am.
572
00:34:33,688 --> 00:34:36,188
Oh, he's tough, isn't he?
(CHUCKLES)
573
00:34:36,190 --> 00:34:38,565
But come on!
Isn't it a great system?
574
00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:41,110
You've got to admire it,
just a little bit.
575
00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:44,697
You can't hide something on this scale,
somebody must've noticed.
576
00:34:44,699 --> 00:34:46,740
From time to time,
someone, yes.
577
00:34:46,742 --> 00:34:50,577
But the computer chip system
allows me to see inside their brains.
578
00:34:50,579 --> 00:34:53,659
I can see the smallest doubt
and crush it.
579
00:35:10,432 --> 00:35:12,349
And then they just carry on,
580
00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:15,353
living the life,
strutting about downstairs
581
00:35:15,438 --> 00:35:18,731
and all over the surface
of the Earth, like they're so individual.
582
00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:22,342
When, of course, they're not.
They're just cattle.
583
00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:25,697
In that respect, the Jagrafess
hasn't changed a thing.
584
00:35:25,697 --> 00:35:29,409
But what about you?
You're not a Jagra... Uh, belly...
585
00:35:29,409 --> 00:35:32,286
- Jagrafess.
- Jagrafess. You're not a Jagrafess.
586
00:35:32,288 --> 00:35:33,413
You're human.
587
00:35:33,414 --> 00:35:36,583
Yeah, well, simply being human
doesn't pay very well.
588
00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:38,460
But you couldn't have done this
all on your own.
589
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,793
No! (CHUCKLES)
590
00:35:39,795 --> 00:35:42,295
I represent a consortium
of banks.
591
00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:45,592
Money prefers
a long-term investment.
592
00:35:45,592 --> 00:35:50,092
Also the Jagrafess
needed a little hand to, um, install himself.
593
00:35:50,222 --> 00:35:53,016
DOCTOR: No wonder,
creature that size. What's its lifespan?
594
00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:54,099
EDITOR: 3,000 years.
595
00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:57,644
DOCTOR: That's one hell
of a metabolism, generating all that heat.
596
00:35:57,646 --> 00:35:59,856
That's why
Satellite Five's so hot.
597
00:35:59,856 --> 00:36:01,983
You pump it out the creature,
channel it downstairs.
598
00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:04,527
Jagrafess stays cool,
stays alive.
599
00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:09,208
Satellite Five is one great
big life-support system.
600
00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:14,119
(DIALLING)
601
00:36:14,789 --> 00:36:17,373
Me again.
Don't wipe this message.
602
00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:19,291
It's just gonna sound like
white noise.
603
00:36:19,293 --> 00:36:22,552
But save it,
'cause I can translate it, okay?
604
00:36:26,342 --> 00:36:27,592
Three,
605
00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:29,260
two,
606
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,760
one, and spike!
607
00:36:36,476 --> 00:36:39,086
But that's why
you're so dangerous.
608
00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:42,896
Knowledge is power,
but you remain unknown. (CHUCKLES)
609
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,670
- (ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)
- Who are you?
610
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,239
(DOG BARKING)
611
00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:56,704
Leave her alone!
I'm the Doctor.
612
00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:59,373
She's Rose Tyler,
we're nothing, we're just wandering.
613
00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:01,626
- Tell me who you are!
- I've just said!
614
00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:03,335
Yeah, but who do you work for?
615
00:37:03,336 --> 00:37:05,672
Who sent you?
Who knows about us?
616
00:37:05,672 --> 00:37:08,172
Who exactly...
617
00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:14,889
Time Lord.
618
00:37:14,889 --> 00:37:15,974
What?
619
00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:19,643
Oh, yes!
The last of the Time Lords.
620
00:37:19,728 --> 00:37:22,228
And his traveling machine.
621
00:37:22,356 --> 00:37:25,065
With his little human girl
from long ago.
622
00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:28,797
- Don't know what you're talking about.
- Time travel!
623
00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,362
(SCREAMS)
624
00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:36,201
Someone's been telling
you lies.
625
00:37:36,744 --> 00:37:39,244
Young master Adam Mitchell?
626
00:37:39,539 --> 00:37:42,039
(ADAM SCREAMING)
627
00:37:44,711 --> 00:37:47,211
Oh, my God, his head.
628
00:37:47,213 --> 00:37:49,548
What the hell's he done?
629
00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:52,050
What the hell's he gone
and done?
630
00:37:52,302 --> 00:37:54,887
They're reading his mind,
he's telling them everything.
631
00:37:54,889 --> 00:37:57,891
And through him,
I know everything about you.
632
00:37:57,891 --> 00:38:01,561
Every piece of information
in his head is now mine.
633
00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:04,539
And you have infinite
knowledge, Doctor.
634
00:38:04,898 --> 00:38:06,690
The Human Empire is tiny
635
00:38:06,692 --> 00:38:08,275
compared to what you've seen
in your
636
00:38:08,277 --> 00:38:10,777
T- A-R-D-I-S.
637
00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:11,905
Tardis!
638
00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:13,780
Well, you'll never get your hands on it,
I'll die first!
639
00:38:13,782 --> 00:38:18,121
Well, die all you like,
I don't need ya. I've got the key.
640
00:38:27,128 --> 00:38:28,838
You and your boyfriends!
641
00:38:28,838 --> 00:38:31,757
Today, we are the headlines.
642
00:38:31,925 --> 00:38:33,885
We can rewrite history.
643
00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:36,471
We could prevent mankind
from ever developing.
644
00:38:36,472 --> 00:38:38,597
And no one's gonna stop you.
645
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:41,934
Because you bred a human race
which doesn't bother to ask questions.
646
00:38:41,936 --> 00:38:44,806
Stupid little slaves
believing every lie.
647
00:38:44,813 --> 00:38:49,275
They’ll just trot right into the slaughter house
if they're told it's made of gold.
648
00:38:49,275 --> 00:38:51,775
(MAX GROWLING)
649
00:39:05,626 --> 00:39:08,126
Disengage safety.
650
00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:11,838
(ALARM BEEPING)
651
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,340
What's happening?
652
00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:17,719
Maximum access,
override Floor 139.
653
00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:24,309
And... Spike!
654
00:39:26,605 --> 00:39:29,105
Someone's disengaged
the safety.
655
00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:32,067
Who's that?
656
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,157
- It's Cathica.
- And she's thinking.
657
00:39:38,157 --> 00:39:40,492
She's using what she knows.
658
00:39:40,494 --> 00:39:42,327
Terminate her access.
659
00:39:42,329 --> 00:39:44,246
Everything I told her
about Satellite Five,
660
00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:47,166
the pipes, the filters,
she's reversing it.
661
00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:49,666
Look at that.
It's getting hot.
662
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,670
I said, terminate.
663
00:39:55,134 --> 00:39:57,634
Burn out her mind.
664
00:39:58,094 --> 00:40:00,387
Oh, no, you don't!
665
00:40:00,389 --> 00:40:03,068
You should've
promoted me years back.
666
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:30,376
She's venting the heat
up here.
667
00:40:30,376 --> 00:40:32,586
The Jagrafess needs
to stay cool,
668
00:40:32,588 --> 00:40:36,248
and now it's sitting
on top of a volcano! (LAUGHS)
669
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:39,052
(GROWLING)
670
00:40:39,052 --> 00:40:41,054
Yes, I'm trying, sir.
671
00:40:41,054 --> 00:40:43,931
But I don't know how she did it,
it's impossible.
672
00:40:43,931 --> 00:40:46,431
A member of staff
with an idea!
673
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,980
(SHRIEKING)
674
00:40:54,818 --> 00:40:57,318
- What do I do?
- Flick the switch!
675
00:40:57,570 --> 00:41:00,070
(WHIRRING)
676
00:41:00,449 --> 00:41:02,699
(SHRIEKING)
677
00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,201
(ALARM BLARING)
678
00:41:11,418 --> 00:41:13,918
(SHRIEKING)
679
00:41:14,213 --> 00:41:16,505
Oi, mate!
You want to bank on a certainty?
680
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,507
Massive heat
in a massive body,
681
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:20,510
massive bang!
682
00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:22,177
See you in the headlines!
683
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,679
(WHOOSHING)
684
00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:31,019
Actually, sir,
if it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign.
685
00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:33,521
Bye, then.
686
00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:36,733
Let go of me!
687
00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:38,860
(RUMBLING)
688
00:41:38,862 --> 00:41:41,362
(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
689
00:41:43,282 --> 00:41:45,782
(SHRIEKING)
690
00:41:45,994 --> 00:41:47,869
Let go of me!
691
00:41:47,871 --> 00:41:50,371
(GRUNTS) Let go of me!
692
00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:55,001
- (CREATURE GROWLING)
- (SCREAMING)
693
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,981
We're just gonna go.
I hate tidying up.
694
00:42:14,981 --> 00:42:16,733
Too many questions.
You'll manage.
695
00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:18,818
You'll have to stay and explain it.
No one's gonna believe me.
696
00:42:18,818 --> 00:42:20,737
Well, they might start
believing a lot of things now.
697
00:42:20,737 --> 00:42:23,280
Human race should accelerate.
All back to normal.
698
00:42:23,282 --> 00:42:24,907
What about your friend?
699
00:42:24,907 --> 00:42:27,407
He's not my friend.
700
00:42:28,871 --> 00:42:30,704
Now, don't...
701
00:42:30,706 --> 00:42:33,206
I'm all right now.
Much better.
702
00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:35,668
And I've got the key.
Look, it's...
703
00:42:35,668 --> 00:42:37,170
And, well...
704
00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:40,300
It all worked out
for the best, didn't it?
705
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:46,085
You know, it's not actually my fault,
because you were in charge.
706
00:42:48,556 --> 00:42:50,474
It's my house. I'm home.
707
00:42:50,476 --> 00:42:52,976
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, my God, I'm home!
708
00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:56,355
Blimey. I thought you
were gonna chuck me out of an airlock.
709
00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,648
Is there something else
you want to tell me?
710
00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:01,150
No. Erm, what do you mean?
711
00:43:03,197 --> 00:43:04,697
The archive of Satellite Five.
712
00:43:04,697 --> 00:43:08,668
One second of that message
could have changed the world.
713
00:43:11,454 --> 00:43:13,954
(WHIRRING)
714
00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:18,085
That's it, then. See ya.
715
00:43:18,085 --> 00:43:20,128
- How do you mean, "See ya"?
- As in, goodbye.
716
00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,338
What about me?
717
00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:22,923
You can't just go.
I've got my head.
718
00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:24,717
I've got a chip type two.
My head opens.
719
00:43:24,717 --> 00:43:27,217
- What, like this?
- (WHIRRS)
720
00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:28,471
Don't!
721
00:43:28,472 --> 00:43:30,972
Don't do what?
722
00:43:31,557 --> 00:43:33,893
Stop it!
723
00:43:33,893 --> 00:43:37,213
All right now, Doctor.
That's enough. Stop it.
724
00:43:39,023 --> 00:43:41,150
Thank you.
725
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:44,130
- Oi!
- (CHUCKLES) Sorry, I couldn't resist.
726
00:43:44,237 --> 00:43:46,280
The whole of history
could have changed because of you.
727
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,572
I just wanted to help.
728
00:43:47,574 --> 00:43:48,782
You were helping yourself.
729
00:43:48,784 --> 00:43:52,369
And I'm sorry.
And I've said I'm sorry, and I am, I really am.
730
00:43:52,371 --> 00:43:53,788
But you can't just
leave me like this.
731
00:43:53,789 --> 00:43:57,250
Yes, I can. 'Cause if you show that head to
anyone, they'll dissect you in seconds.
732
00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,751
You'll have to lead a very quiet life.
Keep out of trouble.
733
00:43:59,753 --> 00:44:02,253
Be average. Unseen. Good luck.
734
00:44:02,255 --> 00:44:04,673
But I wanna come with you.
735
00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:06,175
I only take the best.
736
00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:08,675
I've got Rose.
737
00:44:08,929 --> 00:44:10,679
ADAM: Rose, Rose!
738
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:13,099
- Oh, my God!
- ADAM'S MUM: Who's that?
739
00:44:13,099 --> 00:44:15,934
- Geoff, is that you?
- It's me, Mum.
740
00:44:16,018 --> 00:44:17,811
ADAM: Don't come in,
wait there a minute.
741
00:44:17,813 --> 00:44:21,592
Oh, my Lord! You never told me
you were coming home!
742
00:44:21,733 --> 00:44:24,443
ADAM'S MUM: Hold on,
I’ll just take my coat off.
743
00:44:24,443 --> 00:44:25,987
I wish you'd told me
you were coming home.
744
00:44:25,987 --> 00:44:27,780
Rose, take me with you.
745
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,739
ADAM'S MUM: I would've
got your favourite tea in.
746
00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:32,201
(THROBBING HUM)
747
00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:33,661
What's that noise?
748
00:44:33,661 --> 00:44:35,288
Have you left
the back door open?
749
00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:37,081
Blimey, there's a draft.
750
00:44:37,081 --> 00:44:38,833
What a surprise!
751
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:41,333
Oh, let me look at you.
752
00:44:41,795 --> 00:44:44,295
Ah, six months.
753
00:44:44,297 --> 00:44:47,048
It's like I saw you yesterday.
Isn't it funny?
754
00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,509
- The time goes by like that.
- (SNAPS)
755
00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:51,010
(HEAD WHIRRS)
756
00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:58,143
Your wish is my command,
but be careful what you wish for.
757
00:44:58,144 --> 00:44:59,519
The day my father died.
758
00:44:59,521 --> 00:45:02,315
Thought it'd be all grim and stormy.
It's just an ordinary day.
759
00:45:02,315 --> 00:45:03,983
Oh, God, this is it.
760
00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:05,525
He can't die on his own!
761
00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:07,027
(TIRES SCREECHING)
762
00:45:07,028 --> 00:45:09,528
Can I try again?
763
00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:12,074
Oh, gosh, this is it.
764
00:45:12,074 --> 00:45:14,574
Rose! No!
765
00:45:15,286 --> 00:45:17,663
I did it again,
I picked another stupid ape!
766
00:45:17,664 --> 00:45:19,331
It's not like
I've changed history.
767
00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:22,501
Rose, there's a man
alive in the world who wasn't alive before.
768
00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:25,882
The whole world's different
because he's alive!
769
00:45:26,797 --> 00:45:30,009
Time's been damaged,
and they've come to sterilise the wound.
770
00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:32,302
Rose, get in the church!
771
00:45:32,304 --> 00:45:34,804
(SCREAMING)